Young Ellieonora (25) escort Parnell

Swiggle

Let’s be honest, this punt was a waste of several things.These things include:1.My time. This is made up of all the advanced planning prior to the punt, the A3 traffic on a Friday night, and then the actual deed which was entirely dull – a complete waste of my time.2.My money. Cheaper and sexier to have a wank while throwing £20 notes onto a bonfire. “Ah, the old £20 notes on the bonfire wank. Classic”. No. I’ve never actually done this. This is a metaphor. Or an idiom. Or something.3.Ellieonora's time. ”Do nothing which you don’t either enjoy or are good at”. To paraphrase William Morris.4.My ‘essence’. Which ended up dumped all over Ellieonoras boobs. Should have kept it for someone who gives a fuck.5.Resources - towels, power, water, lube etc. What was the carbon footprint of this punt For god sake. A very small polar bear probably died because of this punt. And it died in vain.6.And also a waste of petrol, good sleeping time, my rampant sex drive, TV watching on the sofa time…all wasted, never to be reclaimed. (yes…yes…I know petrol is a ‘resource’ and should come under ‘5.resources’. And…yes…yes…’sleeping time’ should come under ‘1.My Time’. Who are you The syntax police)You can see where this review is going.Nice girl, decent massage, and she livened up a bit after I’d climaxed. But totally unsuited to being a professional sex worker. Ellieonora - go and work for a public utility. On the front desk. Wearing a name badge and a pussy bow. Watch the Hungarian equivalent of BGT in the evening. Cook meals from the Hairy Bikers cookbook. Take a holiday once a year in Tenerife. Join the local library. Don’t fuck blokes for money. At that, my sweet, you are utterly without talent, craft or guile.And also - the bed was totally fucked. (What is the point of having a totally fucked bed, ladies Come on. Order one from Ikea. They are as cheap as chips. Or maybe the mattresses are totally fucked, because they are being fucked (on) totally)And also wear some deodorant. Fucks sake.God. Grumpy. Waste of time and money. Lots of use of the word ‘Fuck’. Sorry. Over and out.

Memoryless

Called her on a Friday from the office, went to voicemail. Texted her, she hit me back right away, booked an hour after work that afternoon, was a little late but she was ok with it. She asked me for a photo while I was driving out there. Sent me to an intersection, then a hotel, then a room - par for the course. Get the room number to a pretty nice hotel in the NW suburbs. Head on up and she's wearing a red spandex dress that highlights her great ass and hips. Pics are true to form. Put the donation on the table, wash my hands and we're off to the races. Non-VIP, would (and have) repeated. She's really personable and makes you feel at ease. She's super easy to talk to as well.

Zoltan

Had a great time. Pics are real and not photo shopped, breasts are perfect for boob lovers.

Malabry

I booked Ellieonora with the excellent Pat from the agency. He is very helpful to customers and also looks after the girls very well. Ellieonora arrived, dressed in a black silky evening dress with low front. We spent the first part of the evening in a nice restaurant nearby and I could not help admiring her beautiful cleavage during the meal and really wanting to release those fine breasts. She is a real pleasure to have with you. Her conversation is educated and good company.Back to the flat for a remarkable night of fun. This girl is a real GFE and I will remember lying next to her all night. I will not go into detail, that is for you to find out.We finished with a nice breakfast and then off she went.This is not the first time I have seen Ellieonora and I know it will not be the last. She is only available for the first two weeks of the month as she lives in France the rest of the time.Ellieonora is a real find, treat her with respect and she will not disappoint.Highly recommended

Vice

If you like an older more experienced woman committed to you enjoying yourself this is your girl!If large boobies are not your thing that is good, because she is not very well endowed, however they are attractive and proportional to her small frame. Her touch is amazing and she enjoys herself and lets you know it.

Maria

Very accommodating and very naughty. She might become my bit on the side at KK, when the Main Event is not working (She knows who she is). Not sure how a bit on the side works in a brothel. Might I have to sneak in through the back entrance Wear a false beard Thats the answer and i've thought for a long time that theres not enough false beards in the world these days.I shall give Ellieonora a solid B++ in my brand new working girl scoring system. (How does this system work Well, I once got an A+++ for a history essay I guess the teacher was a wanabee kiddy fiddler, and was trying to butter me up. But I was a very pretty boy) She gets marked down for charging me extra for kissing, which is too much. And cos she aint the Main Event. But all in all, it was pretty fine slap and tickle all round.If anyone has bothered to read to the end of this rubbish heres another one:Marcel barks afterThe shower hits my tired formThen to ElysiumI guess you have to go there to know what this means. And for the purists, I accept that tired probably has two syllables....

Teather

From the door to the bed with her wanking me till hard and me fingering her till soaking wet. We were kissing and making out before the door even closed! Clothes came off in record time, straight on the bed with her wanking me till hard and me fingering her until soaking wet. After that my cock was everywhere! Sex in any position you want, a fabulous hour. Frankly, she was one of the most fuckable escorts I've encountered.

Sehgal

You know when you are in for a good session, when the first thing that happens, when your masseuse enters the room, is that you and your lady get into a clinch with much kissing and grabs your prick, whilst you feel her ass and so it was with Ellieonora. We break apart and Ellieonora loses most of the little clothing she has on.Whilst I had been waiting for Ellieonora to become free I had read some of her reports which described that her massage technique was some thing else, so when she asked if I wanted to start with one I of course agreed and was no to be disappointed, she seemed to be able to stimulate two or three different points at the same time with her fingers, tongue and boobs.Over, for her to go to work on my cock, including much licking of my balls, and some absolutely stunning O without. We the change places for me to go down on her, diving in I find that Ellieonora has one of the juiciest pussies Ive ever had the pleasure of and she really likes being eaten out, thrusting here cunt into my face as I liked her and finger fucked her.On to the sex, we start in missionary; slipping into Ellieonoras super slick but still tight pussy easily I bang away for a good while. Then we change places and she gets on top and rides me for a bit, eventually pulling out, we finish with a mutual masturbation session.All in all a stunning lady and well recommended if your preference is for the mature lady.